Reasons why I laughed this morning

1. Marvin_bot on twitter sent a funny message: Not that anyone cares what I say, but the Restaurant is on the other end of the universe.

2. I saw a car who couldn't back out of it's driveway (it kept going too far right or too far left and would have to try again)

3. My pool's driveway has a LOT of potholes. As I'm driving in, I see one old lady almost fall over her drivers seat b/c of a giant pothole.

4. Only swimmers have this logic: My throat's scratchy this morning and I don't have my voice... I'll go swimming, maybe that'll help. Which did... until I got outside forgetting to blow dry my hair.

5. Little icicles in my hair as I walked from my car to the train station

6. I get into the locker room after my swim. I go into a changing room to put on clothing. Before I go in, the locker room's filled with HS girls after morning practice. When I come out, the locker room's filled with old ladies getting ready for aqua-cise. Both are as rowdy and obnoxious as the other.

7. HS girls who are wearing heels to school. Really? really?!

8. the guy on the train who was drinking a beer -- at 8am!!!

9. the guy on the Path who would hold onto the pole with his left hand, then his right, then his left, then his right, trying to figure out which felt more normal... apparently neither did, he just moved to another part of the train.

10. office politics. lol YES!