Why I drink

Thanks to AMR for this one :)
Why I drink...

Honestly, I don't think it's so much that I drink b/c I have a high IQ. I think it's more I drink b/c otherwise I'm too awkward to socialize... therefore I drink and somehow manage to be a little dumber and socialize better...

Thanks to EMS for the comment highlights below:
"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools." --Ernest Hemingway

"A lot of people with high IQ's think too much, and are often socially awkward. I think many have found that drinking helps to silence that inner critic - or at least make it not give a damn."