Too Cool?

More like a tool. I'm on the 8:16 train home. It's later than I'd like to be heading home. But my boss said I could come in late tomorrow so I don't mind as much.

But since it's already August, it's clearly dark already. Yet the guy sitting diagonal in front of me is wearing sunglasses on the train. They're the kind of shades that would lead you to question the sexual preferences of the guy. His blackberry has a black jeweled skin on it. No joke. Since when did people starting blinging their blackberrys?? His shoes are black leather and super pointy. He carries a mont blanc briefcase. I immediately think he's probably foreign. He even has a super pointy nose.

But then he answers a call on his blackberry.. And I realize he's just another typical jersey guy. Thick accent and everything. He's telling his "mah" that he's meeting his girlfriend at the "mawl" and then heading out to get a "couple a' behrs".

Now as he gets off the train I see his gold chain under his shirt. And that he's a lot bigger build than I had thought. Even with nice shoes and briefcase, a jersey guy is still super jerz with designer sunglasses, a blinged blackberry (wtf, seriously), and thick gold chain... And a black camaro.

On a separate note, my boss, ML, just texted me... Not going to lie i actually do like her a lot but work relationship boundaries have definitely changed and I'm totally thrown off. But more about that some other time.

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